We've only just hit March, so being only two months into the year, we haven't truly reached the pinnacle of our random potential, but in no particular order, 10 random things to date....
- A good friend told me I look like Chandler from 'Friends',
- A telemarketer telling me to fuck off,
- Constant dreams in which I'm working as a 'fence' in Central Africa,
- The realisation that very few drunk people know the square root of 225,
- Being mocked by the English after they won One Day cricket
- 'Whip it' --- Devo,
- Dressing as a Venus fly-trap for fancy dress,
- Singing 'It's raining men' whilst running scantily clad, up/down the street,
- Joining a running club,
- Meeting a Mongolian tour guide who takes English tours in Spain.
Random movie - 'Blood Diamond',
Random song - Fill My Little World -- The Feeling
It's going to be a big year, and one incredibly different than what I'd imagine 6 months ago.
May your own random moments bring you random joy.
3 comments:
1. I hope you punched whoever it was that told you you look like Chandler. Hard.
2. How the fuck do you manage to get a telemarketer to tell you to fuck off? Mighty fine effort.
3. Working as a fence? Anything to do with sticking illegal substances wrapped in condoms up your arse?
4. The square root of 225 is 15. It took me a little while, but I got it
5. The English winning at One Day cricket is a big meh. Tests are all that matter and we swept them to regain the Ashes.
6. 'Whip it' --- Devo....
You've taken to wearing a flower pot on your head?
7. Dressing as a Venus fly-trap for fancy dress...
Sounds like I was right with #6.
8. Singing 'It's raining men' whilst running scantily clad, up/down the street,
Hmmmm, gay anthem. You're starting to concern me, Jacko. I would have thought you would have at least been buck naked.
9. Joining a running club,
So now, you've become a maschochist as well?
10. Meeting a Mongolian tour guide who takes English tours in Spain.
WTF were you doing in Spain? And how the hell was he taking English tours there?
There must be some pretty gullible tourists if they think they're being taken around England. Especially by a Mongolian.
And how did you know he was Mongolian? Was he wearing one of those pointed furry caps, riding a horse and on his way to looting and pillaging large tracts of Asia Minor when you met him?
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I'm actually the Viscount of Randomness, get it right!
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