Just a few questions and ponderings I've been recently having...
*Is there anyone happier than I am, seeing England being completely destroyed by Pakistan?
*Speaking of Pakistan, why is there significantly little press about Yasir Arafat being in the team. Surely this is going to cause instability somewhere in the world?!
*If Andrew Flintoff fell over in a forest, and Kevin Pietersen wasn't there, would we believe it?
*How many more failures can the rancid Andrew Symonds have before he's dropped from the Australian test team?
*Apparently some of the recently arrested 'terrorists' "spoke of killing the PM" - haven't we all?
*Seriously though, when can we have a change of government in Australia? I'm sick of the increasing strength in the Australian dollar, and I'd really love it to crash so that my GBP is worth something. This is insane! Get Labour in power, there's no surer way to fuck up the economy and bring the Australian Rupee back to how it should be.
*News article "Snowy hydro sale plan worries Brumby" - does anyone else find this funny? Where's Clancy? Is Tom Burlinson gearing up for another movie on the basis of this? I need to know these things!
*Nauru is fighting to save having it's only Airplane from being repossessed as they are behind on their payments. Does hilarity have no bounds? Surely this is the perfect time for Australia to step in and trade them some payments for them housing some of our troublesome population?! "Nauruan Government Officials could not be contacted late yesterday" - Perhaps we can help them out with their phone bill, too.
*The Romans managed to bring infrastructure to Bath almost 2000 years ago, and yet even now the streets of London stink and there's refuse (and not just antipodeans) laying everywhere.... you'd think some lessons would be learnt?!
*'The Office' is the best TV series I've seen for quite awhile, but then again, it doesn't get any better than Slough, really, it doesn't.
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Now you've realised that Dick Whittington was telling big fat porkies, I can see I'm gonna have to post you a few 'Out Of London' trips to ponder.
Enjoy the build up to a very London Christmas, it can be fun.
1) You wanker, you wanker, you wanker. I always said I was a bigger footie supporter than a cricket fan. And yes, when England get raped by Sweden in the World Cup I will undoubtedly deny all knowledge and become a staunch creekit guy once again.
2) You never called from Baltimore, you wanker, you wanker, you wanker! Did 2.Chris scare you off with too many firefighting tales of daring?
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