Saturday, April 09, 2005

Classy or just a fat plonker???

No, I'm not referring to my good self, rather a sentence that I read on 'The Age' website..

"Essendon has erred on the side of caution for tomorrow's clash with the Hawks, by not recalling classy midfielder Dean Rioli."

Since when has the lard-arse been classy? He misses 6-12 games every year because he's a fat lump of shit, and when he does play, he can't run out a full game, but because he's Aboriginal, it's ok. Difference with him is that because he's fat and slow, they can't call him "an excitement machine" nor can they call him "a livewire" so in lieu of the ill-fitting media labels they are unable to place on him, they label him as "classy", fuck me!!

I'd be chanting the following, if I was in Australia:-

He's fat, not class;
So sack his chunky arse!
Rioliiii, Rioliiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rioli:- He's about as classy as Geelong's performance against the Dee's. No Good!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Talk about the pot calling the kettle ....

Chris Jackson said...

I guess. When the media were extolling of my skills, Dean Rioli had every right to dismiss them candidly ;-)

Anonymous said...

Refers to your comment "fat lump of shit"

Chris Jackson said...

I'd hardly call myself a 'lump', be fair now! :-)

Anonymous said...

i shall hereby play the race card and label you a racist, red-necked yobbo for your commetns about dean rioli. next thing i know, you'll be claiming murali chucks, you racist fuck!

Chris Jackson said...

In order to appease all, I shall write an article devoted to the worship of Stuart MacGill!!!