Eugene Arocca is not an appropriate name for a CEO of a footy club. North Mel, err, Kangaroos, you are doomed for more reasons than just a really, really fucking horrible playing list.
Eugene is a place in Oregon, it's not a name that kids should be saddled with!
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Sunday, April 04, 2010
AFL List issues....
For a laugh, I thought that I'd check the Richmond 2010 list and see just how ordinary it looked, and no surprise really to see that it resembled human refuse after a weekend at Oktoberfest!
The thing that struck me was the names of these sorry fucks - I think it's that simple! When you get a player like 'Jarred' Rooke changing his name to 'Max', you know it's because he thinks his own name is too soft and it's not suitable, but the Tigers... looking at their squad, all I can think is 'wow'!
Trent Cotchin - If your name's Trent, then you either were sent to a private school, were in a boy band, or wore baggy jeans and loved a skateboard.
Angus Graham - Continuing the fine tradition of AFL players called 'Angus'....
Dylan Grimes - Who calls their kids 'Dylan', and if for some reason you did, why?
Dustin Martin - Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Jordan McMahon - Chicks name - next!
Robin Nahas - Another chicks name!
Jayden Post - Hat-trick of chick names! Apart from losing, the first 3 in a row for Richmond.
Tyrone Vickery - Is this guy black? If not, needing to be inducted into Bill Simmons' 'Reggie Cleveland All-Stars'
Jeromey Webberly - Too many E's and Y's and massive errors in the spelling to begin with.
Two words sum up this list.
Fail & FAIL!!!
The thing that struck me was the names of these sorry fucks - I think it's that simple! When you get a player like 'Jarred' Rooke changing his name to 'Max', you know it's because he thinks his own name is too soft and it's not suitable, but the Tigers... looking at their squad, all I can think is 'wow'!
Trent Cotchin - If your name's Trent, then you either were sent to a private school, were in a boy band, or wore baggy jeans and loved a skateboard.
Angus Graham - Continuing the fine tradition of AFL players called 'Angus'....
Dylan Grimes - Who calls their kids 'Dylan', and if for some reason you did, why?
Dustin Martin - Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Jordan McMahon - Chicks name - next!
Robin Nahas - Another chicks name!
Jayden Post - Hat-trick of chick names! Apart from losing, the first 3 in a row for Richmond.
Tyrone Vickery - Is this guy black? If not, needing to be inducted into Bill Simmons' 'Reggie Cleveland All-Stars'
Jeromey Webberly - Too many E's and Y's and massive errors in the spelling to begin with.
Two words sum up this list.
Fail & FAIL!!!
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