Jelena Dokic

I was checking out the Herald-Sun website (mainly because I can't understand the big words 'The Age' uses) and I noticed there was an internet poll. The question was;

"Are you happy for Jelena Dokic to play for Australia again?"

I was stunned!

Not only did I wake up my house-mates screaming, 'NO FUCKING WAY!' but I started shaking, shaking violently.

Obviously, I voted no!

I then checked the results. Has the country gone mad? 43.9% of voters are happy for her to. Read that sentence again (and not merely for the amusement value of my grammar)!

This is like Hitler lobbing up in Tel-Aviv and having 27% of the Jewish population give him the thumbs up for residency. This is madness.

I'm angry now!

I'm grateful, however, of the new drinking laws here in Britain. I think I'll join the rest of the British population, get incredibly inebriated, and fight in the streets.

Five reasons people suspect I'm gay...

I'm going to be honest here, it's been awhile between drinks, so to speak, and although I'm not referring to my tardy posting, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out what it is I speak of.

Anyway, I was talking to a chick at a club on Saturday night, and she asked me if I was gay, and unlike the previous time, I wasn't in the midst of an all-male orgy, so it wasn't instantaneously obvious why she'd be asking me, so I've compiled five random facts of my recent life (in no particular order) that could well shed some light onto this shocking claim/question.

1. I listened to Robbie Williams' 'Tripping' twice in a row, of my own free will.
2. My room has been neat for two weeks in a shared house.
3. I'm wearing a scarf to work these days.
4. I don't want to head to the USA for a business trip next week.
5. I had a guy say, 'And that's a good arse!' when seeing my naked rump!

Personally, I don't really understand people that think this, perhaps it's their aversion to Asparagus.